So I went to get food outta the fridge and suddenly! “AAAAARGH HUGE FUCKING SPIDER!” But wait a minute, it’s moving but not getting anywhere. This little, less threatening spider is in the process of fucking his life up and saving me from the nighttime fear in finding him.
So yes. thank you tiny spider. I will let you live by the fridge and I will not kill you.
Stay off the ceiling though, cause then you’re a threat to me.